An Aside: "Phantom" Search Terms

Dear unknown visitor who came here on the trail of the search terms "the phantom of the opera explained book grumps act 2":

1. I'm really touched you remembered Act 1. Honestly.
2. I'm sorry to disappoint. I do intend to give you your wish and finish my retelling... sometime. But I'd had other priorities for the past few months. But thank you for the reminder!